We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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