so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Send help, water and tortillas.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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