PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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