I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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