Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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