When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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