Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
We're like a lot better than the average bears
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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