I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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