didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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