I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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