you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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