I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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