Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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