I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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