Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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