She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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