chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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