As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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