So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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