My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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