I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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