Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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