Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
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