I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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