ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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