i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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