did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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