He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
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WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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