if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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