sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I will be naked everywhere
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Randomize
