i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
My vagina just recognized that song.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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