Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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