the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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