If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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