found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
vagina is talking i cant
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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