Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I am one with the molecules
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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