Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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