He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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