I heard we made out
My first STD was from a foam party
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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