David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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