Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
im six kinds of drunk right now
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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