Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
so that wasnt chicken after all
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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