It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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