okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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