return my video game
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
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