the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
he quoted the bible to break up with me
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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