is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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