i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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