Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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