I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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