How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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