You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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