Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
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