BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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