i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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